I made this so long ago i dont really remember what the context was and it doesnt really fit my style anymore but here!!! A creepy eye staring at you through the screen
hey did anyone hear the news that scientists have actually been able to figure out the most common key that old pirate shanties were sang in
imo it’s really interesting? like, they found and analysed lots and lots of sheet music that they suspect was inspired by all these old shanties, since all the music was written by people who are believed to have been former sailors or even former pirates. and the neat part is that statistically speaking almost 90% of them are written in the same key. i mean, obviously it’s not confirmed 100%, but it looks like almost all pirate shanties were sang in a high C
GO TO JAIL
FUCK YOU I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GIVE ME ACTUAL PIRATE INFORMATION BUT YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
[Ray Bradbury voice] He was a boy, a perfect boy. A boy in the full swing of boyhood. Ten golden summers swelled in his chest like the stolen berries that he plucked from neighbor’s gardens with his friends. It was 1947 and holy fuck he was so fucking good at being a carefree white American boy in an idealized ode to my own romanticized childhood. I wish I were ten. I am old now and Death comes for me like the wind.
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
Hey guys! This was my final project in my first semester of animation classes! It was hard work and I wish I had more time to fix it up but I think it turned out well enough.
there’s a speedrun of the video game adaptation of Clue that’s 3 seconds long and consists of the runner blindly accusing someone on the first turn and getting everything right
